Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Live While We're Young by One Direction

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Impossible by James Arthur.

frell you offensive
offensive liberal frell
only knows blame game

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Scream & Shout by will.i.am

Daniel Inouye
Peacekeeper... Rep... Senator
local boy kicked ass

NCAA Women's Volleyball: #6/5 Oregon 3 - #1/1 Penn State 1

current song:  All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

single released in 1994.  UK and Christmas #1 18 cycles ago... Stay Another Day by East 17.

"... my signature walk...
... is gonna make me famous..."
Camille McDonald

X Factor UK 9 - James Arthur

current song:  Greyhound by Swedish House Mafia

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... The Power Of Love by Gabrielle Aplin.

"... don't wake me up up up
up up up up... don't wake me..."
then don't wake up bitch

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Language by Porter Robinson

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Troublemaker by Olly Murs.

Japanese invade
Pearl Harbor cycles ago
marathon Sunday

X Factor 2 - Unplugged / Pepsi Challenge

current song:  Titanium by David Guetta

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Wishing On A Star by The X Factor Finalists 2011.

"... some people call it
a one night stand but we can
call it paradise..."

Oregon - NCAA Women's Cross Country Champions

current song:  Anything Could Happen by Ellie Goulding

need weather control
for tourists in Hawaii
make it rain at night

X Factor - Divas

current song:  Candy by Robbie Williams

spider web in car
I have become liberal
dirrrtay liberal

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Little Talks by Monsters And Men

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Candy by Robbie Williams.

Ala Moana
Santa Claus already up
before Thanksgiving

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Don't You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia

Cohen on Seacrest
asshole like collapsed mine shaft
ha ha ha ha ha

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Silhouettes by Avicii

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Candy by Robbie Williams.

Mercedes S class
the anti-Honda Civic
I wants to gets class

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  I Need You Love by Calvin Harris

vote for GOP!
vote Romney for President!
infinite shout out!

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Titanium by David Guetta

all demographics!
please!  elect right choices!  please!
vote for Mitt Romney!

X Factor UK 9 - Number 1s

current song:  Years by Alesso

economy frelled!
out of control spending!  debt!
GOP!  save US!

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  I Can't Make You Love Me by Adele

home state citizens!
vote for Lingle and Djou!
please make right choices!

Battle Of The Bulge: Pepsi 201 - Cardio 0

current song:  Two Fingers by Jake Bugg

generation X!
grow up!  think of your future!
vote for GOP!

X Factor 2 - Made In America

current song:  Don't You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia

stupid liberals!
for once please live your lives right!
vote for GOP!

Exercise - Quadrathlon / Chest & Calves

current song:  In My Mind by Ivan Gough

Happy Halloween!
scared of liberal future?
vote for GOP!

24 Hour Fitness - Biceps

current song:  Greyhound by Swedish House Mafia

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth.

to independents!
vote GOP senators!
vote Romney-Ryan!

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

fiscal GOPs!
lead US to prosperity!
citizens!  vote right!

X Factor UK 9 - Halloween

current song:  Euphoria by Loreen

thorn path to live right
rose path leads US to dark side
vote for GOP

Exercise - Aquatic / Back & Triceps

current song:  Miami 2 Ibiza by Swedish House Mafia

in few solar days
make it or break it for US
vote for GOP

Exercise - Aquatic / Shoulders & Biceps

current song:  Skyfall by Adele

unemployed shout out
businesses back GOP
vote 4 GOP

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Cough Cough by Everything Everything

vote for Mitt Romney
favors capitalism
over government

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  The City by Madeon

battleground shout out
conservatives will save US
elect Mitt Romney

Hawaii Five-0 - Misfortune

current song:  One More Night by Maroon 5

to Rob from Khloe:
we're like Anthony, Cleo
wanna fuck me now?

Biathlon

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Loca People by Sak Noel.

sang it Depeche Mode
"... people are people so why
should it be you and..."

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Levels by Avicii

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Loca People by Sak Noel.

sang naughty girl Fox
"... please don't tease if you lie my
heart will freeze...freeze... freeze..."

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Don't You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia

WA vball
hosted & swept LA schools
NCAA champs?

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Language by Porter Robinson

current Ford Fusion
thought ancient Honda Prelude
when do Civics come?

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  You'll Never Walk Alone by Gerry & The Pacemakers

Muslim protesters
lack recreation in lives
pent up frustrations

Biathlon

current song:  Today by The Smashing Pumpkins on KPOI 105.9 fm

single released in 1993.  UK #1 19 cycles ago... Mr. Vain by Culture Beat.

Peacekeeper Glenn Lane
I dream to have lived your life
hope for future peace

Exercise - Aquatic / Back & Triceps

current song:  Rage Valley by Knife Party

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Let Me Love You by Ne-Yo.

KUWTK
Y M I N2 this show?
I B liberal?

Exercise - Triathlon (non-sprint) / Shoulders & Biceps

current song:  Wings by Little Mix

DiVa Rihanna
victim into S&M
SOS!  Rehab

Verizon Volleyball Challenge: #9 Hawaii 3 - San Diego State 1

current song:  Wings by Little Mix

soulful Xtina
..."what I want is what you got
and what you got is"...

Biathlon

current song:  I'm Not Alone by Calvin Harris

single released in 2009.  UK #1 3 cycles ago... Sexy Bitch by David Guetta.

GOP A-list
why does Hollywood shun them?
they're not liberals

Chevron Rainbow Wahine Invitational: #8 Hawaii 3 - Albany 0

current song:  Right Here Right Now by Fat Boy Slim

single released in 1999.  UK #1 13 cycles ago... Mi Chico Latino by Geri Halliwell.

Pac-12 & big ten
schedule more vball matches
great for sport, networks

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Teardrop by Massive Attack

single released in 1998.  UK #1 14 cycles ago... No Matter What by Boyzone.

pic from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth

why do I love sloths?
they don't mooch off government
like most liberals

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Fade Into You by Mazzy Star on KPOI 105.9 FM

single released in 1994.  UK #1 18 cycles ago... Love Is All Around by Wet Wet Wet.

Adam Carolla
rare west coast conservative
vote Romney-Ryan

London Olympics: Men's Volleyball Gold - Russia

current song:  Silhouttes by Avicii

pic from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth

sloth... a deadly sin
... a 2 or 3 toed mammal
... a fierce smizing beast

London Olympics - Women's Volleyball: United States 3 - South Korea 0

current song:  Molly by Cedric Gervais

"brrrrrr... it's cold in herre...
must be them cloverrs in the
atmospherre" brrang it

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  We'll Be Coming Back by Calvin Harris


pic from thegreenchildren.org

pic from cwtv.com

    smize water challenge
      sloth versus ANTM
      what's up with Isis?

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Harder Than You Think by Public Enemy

single released in 2007.  UK #1 5 cycles ago... The Way I Are by Timbaland.

smoze definition
smize & pose from H2T

pic from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoffmann's_two-toed_sloth

like fierce sloth in pic

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Spectrum by Florence + The Machine

lone ant on windshield
needs colony to survive?
can it live alone?

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Never Close Our Eyes by Adam Lambert

1.5%
liberal GDP weak
vote 4 GOP

Biathlon

current song:  Dance With Me Tonight by Olly Murs

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Glad You Came by The Wanted.

anti-war pro cats
Honda Fit license plate frame
stupid liberal

Biathlon

current song:  Back In Time by Pitbull



pic from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth

check out this fierce sloth
work camera like you da ish
smile w/ those eyes bitch

Aquatic

current song:  Changed The Way You Kiss Me by Example

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Glad You Came by The Wanted.

HUGE pudge in mirror
FRELL!  am I diabetic?
liberal?  HOPE NOT!

Aquatic

current song:  Let's Go by Calvin Harris

"you didn't build that"
offensive liberal filth
Citizens!  vote right!

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Turn Me On by David Guetta

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Spectrum by Florence + The Machine.

"... hey I just met you...
... and this is crazy..."  SING IT
"... but here's my number..."

Aquatic

current song:  Can't Say No by Conor Maynard

Gov Ariyoshi
FHB... drives silver Jag...
lib said "hi" to me

Exercise - Triathlon / Chest & Triceps

current song:  Dirty Talk by Wynter Gordon

vote Republican!
Citizens!  vote GOP!
we need to live right!

Quadrathlon

current song:  Feel So Close by Calvin Harris

frell you debbie schultz
frell you martin o'malley
liberal morons

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Anti-dote by Swedish House Mafia vs Knife Party

Nazi legacy
the Olympic torch relay
shrewd propaganda

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

want to enjoy life
but need to earn currency
will win the lotto

Whale Wars 5 - Crossing The Line

current song:  Paris by Jay-Z & Kanye West

"... it's soooo delicious...
makes you wanna go yeeee-haw..."
miss Costco lady

Exercise - Triathlon / Back & Biceps

current song:  Internet Friends by Knife Party

non-leans disgust me
I find myself disgusting
I'm frellin' non-lean

24 Hour Fitness - Shoulders & Triceps

current song:  Just Can't Get Enough by The Black Eyed Peas

RIMPAC 2012
boosts home state economy
spend that currency

Biathlon

current song:  Miami 2 Ibiza by Swedish House Mafia

single released in 2010.  UK #1 2 cycles ago... California Gurls by Katy Perry.

can you name this tune?
"... now he only eats guitars..."
you won't win a prize

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Payphone by Maroon 5

it's election time
sign wavers out n about
beep that horn bitch beep

Biathlon

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Changed The Way You Kiss Me by Example.

FHB main branch
governor Ariyoshi
didn't recognize

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Rage Valley by Knife Party

gas prices falling
but summer cost should increase
GDP growth slow?

Aquatic

current song:  Need You Now by Lady Antebellum

rain starts new cycle
rain sign of good luck, fortune
rain currency please

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Just A Little More Love by David Guetta

single released in 2001.  UK #1 11 cycles ago... Angel by Shaggy.

let's get our sang on!
"... girl don't try to front I I
know just just what you... "

Spartakiad 13 - Mumbai, India

current song:  Antidote by Swedish House Mafia vs Knife Party

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.

HON triathlon!  yeah!
healthy people living right
must be GOP

Battle Of The Bulge: Pepsi 126 - Cardio 0

current song:  Young by Tulisa

Angela Merkel
Chancellor of the 4th Reich
Heil Merkel!  Sieg Heil!

Hawaii Five-0 - Touch Of Death

current song:  Pretty Green Eyes by Ultrabeat

single released in 2003.  UK #1 9 cycles ago... You Said No by Busted.

let's get our sang on!
"... feeling unknown and you're all
alone... flesh and bone...

Humpback Whale Sighting

current song:  Let's Go by Calvin Harris

"... John Edwards ... slimy ...
should wear hazmat suits in court ... "
corrupt liberal

Exercise - Shoulders & Biceps / Aquatic

current song:  Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

offensive Artest
hypocrite Metta World Peace
liberal frell head

Spartakiad 13 - Mumbai, India

current song:  Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

questions 'bout the Games
would I get any sponsors?
be victorious?

Exercise - Back & Biceps / Aquatic

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez.

offensive question
how u ride elevatahs?
I just had to aks

Exercise - Shoulders / Aquatic

current song:  We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool

single released in 2010.  UK #1 2 cycles ago... This Ain't A Love Song by Scouting For Girls.

... "Primrose Everdeen" ...
... "I volunteer as tribute"...
... "10... 9... 8... 7..." ...

Hawaii Five-0 - Abandoned

current song:  Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

poor Carnie Wilson
2nd stomach surgery
learn to exercise

California - NCAA Men's Swimming & Diving Champions

current song:  Someone That I Used To Know by Gotye

let's get our sang on!
"... got dumps like a truck truck truck
thighs like what what what..."

Honu & Humpback Whale Sightings

current song:  Hello by Martin Solveig & Dragonette

liberals viewed as...
lazy unemployed non-lean
welfare dependents

Aquatic

current song:  Starships by Nicki Minaj

dung beetles work hard
work harder than liberals
liberals dungheads

Spartakiad 13 - Mumbai, India

current song:  Rapture by Nadia Ali

"... no one knows what it
means but it's provocative..."
niggas in paris

Hawaii Five-0 Sighting - St. Andrew's Priory

current song:  Commander by Kelly Rowland

offensive onslaught
downtown like San Francisco
my poor home state frelled

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song:  Galvanize by The Chemical Brothers

frell you liberals!
frell you liberals!  frell you!
infinite repeat

Humpback Whale Hunting

current song:  I Remember by Deadmau5 & Kaskade

waiting fo(u)r cycles...
peacekeeper Brandon Morgan
can kiss in public

Aquatic

current song:  Where Them Girls At by David Guetta

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Price Tag by Jessie J.

let's get our sang on!
"... we like the cars... the cars that
go boom... we're Tigra..."

Hawaii Five-0 - Out Of The Past

current song:  Domino by Jessie J

non-lean obese kids
how can parents let it be?
must be liberals

Catania Ristorante Italiano

current song:  Rolling In The Deep by Adele

stupid joke Friday
what do you call black Barbie?
Barbie Q stupid

Kuru Kuru Sushi

current song:  T.H.E. by will.i.am

illegal stomach
diabetes candidate
frellin' disgustin'

Hawaiian Monk Seal Sighting

current song:  Hey Boy Hey Girl by Chemical Brothers

whale tightrope walker
how does ms. non-lean balance?
with her flukes of course

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Titanium by David Guetta

frell Rick Santorum
senator for president?
the last one frelled US!

Humpback Whale Spout

current song:  Turn Me On by David Guetta

what happened to V?
miss Morena Baccarin
frellin' damn sexy

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People

"mecca lecca hi
mecca hiney ho" repeat
Jambi the genie

Humpback Whale Lobtail

current song:  Give Me Everything by Pitbull

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Grenade by Bruno Mars.

Hyundai Sonata
Korean engineering
advanced light cycles

Humpback Whale Spout - Chinese New Cycle

current song:  Kiss The Stars by Pixie Lott

aquatic dragon
salutations new cycle
good fortune to all

Spartakiad 12 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates

current song:  Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan

boys have a penis
and girls have a va-jay-jay
Kindergarten Cop

Aquatic

current song:  Levels by Avicii

donate bone marrow?
frell!  what to do?!  what to do?!?
what to frelling do!?!?

Spartakiad 12 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates

current song:  When Love Takes Over by David Guetta

single released in 2009.  UK #1 3 cycles ago... Just Dance by Lady Gaga.

non-lean Paula Deen
gots diabetes 2 y'all
exercise!  live right

Running

current song:  Rolling In The Deep by Adele

Madge expresses self
Born This Way feels "reductive"
meaning?  look it up

Honu & Humpback Whale Sightings

current song:  Up by James Morrison

ANTM quote
"... your black sistahs are gonna
shame you in da streets..."

Aquatic

current song:  Video Games by Lana Del Rey

hottie in downtown...
hot in business clothes... at beach...
hotter in swimsuit