31 December, 2012

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Live While We're Young by One Direction

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Impossible by James Arthur.

frell you offensive
offensive liberal frell
only knows blame game

18 December, 2012

13 December, 2012

NCAA Women's Volleyball: #6/5 Oregon 3 - #1/1 Penn State 1

current song:  All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

single released in 1994.  UK and Christmas #1 18 cycles ago... Stay Another Day by East 17.

"... my signature walk...
... is gonna make me famous..."
Camille McDonald

11 December, 2012

X Factor UK 9 - James Arthur

current song:  Greyhound by Swedish House Mafia

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... The Power Of Love by Gabrielle Aplin.

"... don't wake me up up up
up up up up... don't wake me..."
then don't wake up bitch

08 December, 2012

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Language by Porter Robinson

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Troublemaker by Olly Murs.

Japanese invade
Pearl Harbor cycles ago
marathon Sunday

06 December, 2012

X Factor 2 - Unplugged / Pepsi Challenge

current song:  Titanium by David Guetta

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Wishing On A Star by The X Factor Finalists 2011.

"... some people call it
a one night stand but we can
call it paradise..."

15 November, 2012

10 November, 2012

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Little Talks by Monsters And Men

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Candy by Robbie Williams.

Ala Moana
Santa Claus already up
before Thanksgiving

08 November, 2012

07 November, 2012

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Silhouettes by Avicii

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Candy by Robbie Williams.

Mercedes S class
the anti-Honda Civic
I wants to gets class

06 November, 2012

05 November, 2012

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Titanium by David Guetta

all demographics!
please!  elect right choices!  please!
vote for Mitt Romney!

04 November, 2012

X Factor UK 9 - Number 1s

current song:  Years by Alesso

economy frelled!
out of control spending!  debt!
GOP!  save US!

03 November, 2012

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  I Can't Make You Love Me by Adele

home state citizens!
vote for Lingle and Djou!
please make right choices!

02 November, 2012

01 November, 2012

30 October, 2012

24 Hour Fitness - Biceps

current song:  Greyhound by Swedish House Mafia

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth.

to independents!
vote GOP senators!
vote Romney-Ryan!

29 October, 2012

28 October, 2012

X Factor UK 9 - Halloween

current song:  Euphoria by Loreen

thorn path to live right
rose path leads US to dark side
vote for GOP

25 October, 2012

24 October, 2012

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  The City by Madeon

battleground shout out
conservatives will save US
elect Mitt Romney

17 October, 2012

05 October, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Loca People by Sak Noel.

sang it Depeche Mode
"... people are people so why
should it be you and..."

04 October, 2012

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Levels by Avicii

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Loca People by Sak Noel.

sang naughty girl Fox
"... please don't tease if you lie my
heart will freeze...freeze... freeze..."

27 September, 2012

14 September, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  Today by The Smashing Pumpkins on KPOI 105.9 fm

single released in 1993.  UK #1 19 cycles ago... Mr. Vain by Culture Beat.

Peacekeeper Glenn Lane
I dream to have lived your life
hope for future peace

13 September, 2012

08 September, 2012

28 August, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  I'm Not Alone by Calvin Harris

single released in 2009.  UK #1 3 cycles ago... Sexy Bitch by David Guetta.

GOP A-list
why does Hollywood shun them?
they're not liberals

25 August, 2012

Chevron Rainbow Wahine Invitational: #8 Hawaii 3 - Albany 0

current song:  Right Here Right Now by Fat Boy Slim

single released in 1999.  UK #1 13 cycles ago... Mi Chico Latino by Geri Halliwell.

Pac-12 & big ten
schedule more vball matches
great for sport, networks

15 August, 2012

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  Teardrop by Massive Attack

single released in 1998.  UK #1 14 cycles ago... No Matter What by Boyzone.

pic from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth
why do I love sloths?
they don't mooch off government
like most liberals

14 August, 2012

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Fade Into You by Mazzy Star on KPOI 105.9 FM

single released in 1994.  UK #1 18 cycles ago... Love Is All Around by Wet Wet Wet.

Adam Carolla
rare west coast conservative
vote Romney-Ryan

12 August, 2012

09 August, 2012

London Olympics - Women's Volleyball: United States 3 - South Korea 0

current song:  Molly by Cedric Gervais

"brrrrrr... it's cold in herre...
must be them cloverrs in the
atmospherre" brrang it

Aquatic / Swimming

current song:  We'll Be Coming Back by Calvin Harris

pic from thegreenchildren.org
pic from cwtv.com

    smize water challenge
      sloth versus ANTM
      what's up with Isis?

06 August, 2012

29 July, 2012

27 July, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  Dance With Me Tonight by Olly Murs

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Glad You Came by The Wanted.

anti-war pro cats
Honda Fit license plate frame
stupid liberal

21 July, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  Back In Time by Pitbull


pic from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sloth
check out this fierce sloth
work camera like you da ish
smile w/ those eyes bitch


20 July, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Changed The Way You Kiss Me by Example

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Glad You Came by The Wanted.

HUGE pudge in mirror
FRELL!  am I diabetic?
liberal?  HOPE NOT!

18 July, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Let's Go by Calvin Harris

"you didn't build that"
offensive liberal filth
Citizens!  vote right!

16 July, 2012

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Turn Me On by David Guetta

single released in 2012.  current UK #1... Spectrum by Florence + The Machine.

"... hey I just met you...
... and this is crazy..."  SING IT
"... but here's my number..."

14 July, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Can't Say No by Conor Maynard

Gov Ariyoshi
FHB... drives silver Jag...
lib said "hi" to me

10 July, 2012

Quadrathlon

current song:  Feel So Close by Calvin Harris

frell you debbie schultz
frell you martin o'malley
liberal morons

08 July, 2012

07 July, 2012

Whale Wars 5 - Crossing The Line

current song:  Paris by Jay-Z & Kanye West

"... it's soooo delicious...
makes you wanna go yeeee-haw..."
miss Costco lady

06 July, 2012

03 July, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  Miami 2 Ibiza by Swedish House Mafia

single released in 2010.  UK #1 2 cycles ago... California Gurls by Katy Perry.

can you name this tune?
"... now he only eats guitars..."
you won't win a prize

30 June, 2012

Spartakiad 14 - Beijing, China

current song:  Payphone by Maroon 5

it's election time
sign wavers out n about
beep that horn bitch beep

23 June, 2012

Biathlon

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Changed The Way You Kiss Me by Example.

FHB main branch
governor Ariyoshi
didn't recognize

21 June, 2012

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Rage Valley by Knife Party

gas prices falling
but summer cost should increase
GDP growth slow?

20 June, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Need You Now by Lady Antebellum

rain starts new cycle
rain sign of good luck, fortune
rain currency please

06 June, 2012

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Just A Little More Love by David Guetta

single released in 2001.  UK #1 11 cycles ago... Angel by Shaggy.

let's get our sang on!
"... girl don't try to front I I
know just just what you... "

21 May, 2012

Spartakiad 13 - Mumbai, India

current song:  Antidote by Swedish House Mafia vs Knife Party

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.

HON triathlon!  yeah!
healthy people living right
must be GOP

06 May, 2012

03 May, 2012

Hawaii Five-0 - Touch Of Death

current song:  Pretty Green Eyes by Ultrabeat

single released in 2003.  UK #1 9 cycles ago... You Said No by Busted.

let's get our sang on!
"... feeling unknown and you're all
alone... flesh and bone...

28 April, 2012

Humpback Whale Sighting

current song:  Let's Go by Calvin Harris

"... John Edwards ... slimy ...
should wear hazmat suits in court ... "
corrupt liberal

16 April, 2012

13 April, 2012

Exercise - Back & Biceps / Aquatic

current song:  Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez.

offensive question
how u ride elevatahs?
I just had to aks

12 April, 2012

Exercise - Shoulders / Aquatic

current song:  We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool

single released in 2010.  UK #1 2 cycles ago... This Ain't A Love Song by Scouting For Girls.

... "Primrose Everdeen" ...
... "I volunteer as tribute"...
... "10... 9... 8... 7..." ...

25 March, 2012

California - NCAA Men's Swimming & Diving Champions

current song:  Someone That I Used To Know by Gotye

let's get our sang on!
"... got dumps like a truck truck truck
thighs like what what what..."

14 March, 2012

05 March, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Starships by Nicki Minaj

dung beetles work hard
work harder than liberals
liberals dungheads

04 March, 2012

Spartakiad 13 - Mumbai, India

current song:  Rapture by Nadia Ali

"... no one knows what it
means but it's provocative..."
niggas in paris

03 March, 2012

01 March, 2012

28 February, 2012

14 February, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Where Them Girls At by David Guetta

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Price Tag by Jessie J.

let's get our sang on!
"... we like the cars... the cars that
go boom... we're Tigra..."

11 February, 2012

10 February, 2012

09 February, 2012

Hawaiian Monk Seal Sighting

current song:  Hey Boy Hey Girl by Chemical Brothers

whale tightrope walker
how does ms. non-lean balance?
with her flukes of course

08 February, 2012

Biathlon (non-sprint)

current song:  Titanium by David Guetta

frell Rick Santorum
senator for president?
the last one frelled US!

27 January, 2012

25 January, 2012

Humpback Whale Lobtail

current song:  Give Me Everything by Pitbull

single released in 2011.  UK #1 1 cycle ago... Grenade by Bruno Mars.

Hyundai Sonata
Korean engineering
advanced light cycles

21 January, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Levels by Avicii

donate bone marrow?
frell!  what to do?!  what to do?!?
what to frelling do!?!?

20 January, 2012

Spartakiad 12 - Dubai, United Arab Emirates

current song:  When Love Takes Over by David Guetta

single released in 2009.  UK #1 3 cycles ago... Just Dance by Lady Gaga.

non-lean Paula Deen
gots diabetes 2 y'all
exercise!  live right

19 January, 2012

Running

current song:  Rolling In The Deep by Adele

Madge expresses self
Born This Way feels "reductive"
meaning?  look it up

14 January, 2012

Honu & Humpback Whale Sightings

current song:  Up by James Morrison

ANTM quote
"... your black sistahs are gonna
shame you in da streets..."

09 January, 2012

Aquatic

current song:  Video Games by Lana Del Rey

hottie in downtown...
hot in business clothes... at beach...
hotter in swimsuit